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About me
All you ever wanted to know


Bootcamp dates, available slots


Bootcamp
When, where, what,
how much and such

Undocumented
IOS and Cat commands, secret engineer mode
Links interestings sites, CCO sites, other CCIE sites
Test your skills multiple choice, tough stuff

Tools and utilities
Magazines and Articles
Forums and Standards Bodies

Fun

Contact

Disclaimer






2005:
Celebrating 10 years being a CCIE as well as 10 years conducting bootcamps.


Heinz' fun stuff

(in no particular order; let me know of any other fun links I should add to this page)


I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943



Question: How does ISDN relate to Shakespeare ???

Answer: 2B or not 2B


Question: What's a better explanation for what redistribution does ?

Answer: Ananas to bananas

Question: Why is my bootcamp called bootcamp ???

Answer: 'Cause you must reload the routers so often......


Another victim from one of my CIT (Troubleshooting) classes

Class attendees reaction after I announced my CCIE Bootcamp extension to 15 days

The Truth about Network Administration

Dilbert

Cisco Police Department

Special Disclaimer

Special Personality Test

Can you shutdown a console port ? Click here for an interesting solution

Brandnew innovation: The Ethernet-Killer

Keith Sinclair's Jokesite

John Neystadt's Humor collection

Test for RFC 1149 compliance

Sad Bootcamp story

Other CCIE meanings (click to find out)

Child Care Information Exchange

Centre for Computer Integrated Engineering

California Colleges for International Education

Connecticut Coalition for Inclusive Education

Camere di Commercio Italiane all 'Estero

More meanings:

Can Consumable Ingredients Extractor

(Please let me know if you know more meanings)



The following was brought to me from a person who failed the CCIE exam:

      I tell my wife, some men go to bars and spend money on beer and women.  
Some men go to Casinos and gamble their money away.
Some men have a boat and throw their money into the ocean.
I give my money to Cisco.




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